[ Artist Statement ]
Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Well now you can.Randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.
[ Beck Song Maker ]
[ Petswitch ]
Alas, there's is a good chance you are on your way to Hell. But there's good news. Now you are eligible for a Perdition Slip. It's guaranteed to save your hide from the nine flaming rings of Hell. Simply fill it in, print it out, and pass it on to all your friends.
[ Perdition Slip ]